A risque story

Posted by Bruce Fletcher (remove denture on June 8, 2009, 6:35 pm

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age,
in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie
complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her
Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since
there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't
have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother
and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a
big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told
them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them
while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young
wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong
young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over them as the Vet
suggested. After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they
went back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let
the young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They
tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours. When
it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a
boasting voice said: "And that, me son, is how you wave a towel!"
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
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