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OFF TOPIC VENT Cheryl Isaak 06-08-2007
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Posted by lucretia borgia on June 8, 2007, 2:19 pm
rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
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Hey Kiddo ! You know that bottle of gin/vino/champagne or whatever
(fill in the blank) you were saving for a special day ? This is it !
Put your feet up and imbibe and feel better soon.

Posted by Lucille on June 8, 2007, 3:12 pm

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When you're all done with taking care of the everyday chores and the
promises you made to your kids, please just put you feet up, read a weepy,
sappy beach book, put a big dish of your favorite chocolates on the table
next to you, have a stiff drink and just take some quality Cheryl time.


You certainly deserve it.

Hugs and Kisses,

Lucille
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Posted by Karen C - California on June 8, 2007, 3:40 pm
Lucille wrote:
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Everybody send $10 to the travel agent to put Cheryl on the next flight
to California.

My favorite homemade ice cream place is celebrating a big anniversary
with coupons for their large sundaes. I promise to feed her a sundae
once a day.



--

Karen C - California
www.CFSfacts.org where we give you the facts and dispel the myths
Myths, with research cites: http://www.aacfs.org/images/pdfs/myths.pdf

Finished 6/5/07 -- "Best Friends" (Hinzeit)

WIP: housewarming gift, Bethany Angel, Dance of the Roses,
Flowers of Hawaii (Jeanette Crews) for ME!!!
Retrieved from UFO pile: Marbek's Snow Angel

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Posted by Bruce on June 8, 2007, 4:25 pm
After your tale of woe(s) I thought this might just bring a smile to
your face (or merely make you groan):
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent
word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The
bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went
up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing
several applicants demonstrate their skills, he decided to call it a
day, when an armless man approached him and announced that he was there
to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.
"You have no arms!"
"No matter," said the man, "observe!" He then began striking the bells
with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop
listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable
replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell,
the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to
his death in the street below. The stunned bishop rushed to his side.
When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen
figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before.
As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked,
"Bishop, who was this man?"
"I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "but his face rings a
bell."
The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart
due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the bishop
continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first
man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor
armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I
pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in his duty."
The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and as the armless man's
brother stooped to pick up the mallet to strike the first bell, he
groaned, clutched at his chest and died on the spot. Two monks, hearing
the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs
to his side.
"What has happened?" the first breathlessly asked. "Who is this man?"
"I don't know his name," sighed the distraught bishop, "but he's a dead
ringer for his brother."
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney
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Posted by Joan E. on June 8, 2007, 5:15 pm

Cheryl Isaak wrote:
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take the above suggestions to heart. Here's another one: Tell DH
that he's got the kids for all day Saturday and you can find a friend
to go see a movie, wander aimlessly around the mall and windowshop,
get your current book and go to the library to sit in peace and quiet
and read. Oh, and remember to leave your cell phone at home!!! :)

Joan


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