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>> On 2/27/09 12:25 PM, in article
>> F4idnfBTFou7vzXUnZ2dnUVZ_oTinZ2d@posted.sasktel, "Dawne Peterson"
>>
>>>
>>> "lucretia borgia" wrote
>>>> Good, that's the way to do it, something like the MIL at the wedding,
>>>> wear beige and shut up !
>>>
>>> Yeah--I tried that line on my DS's stepmother. (She wore zebra print,
>>> and
>>> you can guess the rest)
>>>
>>> Dawne
>>>
>>>
>> Oh dear - that very nearly beats the wedding we went to where the mother
>> of
>> the bride had a dress cut down to the navel in front and the just above
>> the
>> butt crack in back and a thigh high slit... The poor girl had no idea what
>> dear Mom had picked to wear.
>>
>> It was also the only wedding we ever went to where a fight broke out...
>>
>>
>> C
>
> Or the one I went to where the three sicked wister-in-laws to be who were
> bridemaids wore Halloween orange mini dresses cut down to there and the soon
> to be mother-in-law wore a white, victorian lace dress, a big brimmed hat
> and french heel button shoes, with a see through slip underneath and no bra,
> which she needed badly.
>
> Not a pretty picture.
>
>
>>
>

> On 2/27/09 2:43 PM, in article go9fqf$pvc$1@news.motzarella.org, "lucille"
>>> On 2/27/09 12:25 PM, in article
>>> F4idnfBTFou7vzXUnZ2dnUVZ_oTinZ2d@posted.sasktel, "Dawne Peterson"
>>>> "lucretia borgia" wrote
>>>>> Good, that's the way to do it, something like the MIL at the wedding,
>>>>> wear beige and shut up !
>>>> Yeah--I tried that line on my DS's stepmother. (She wore zebra print,
>>>> and
>>>> you can guess the rest)
>>>> Dawne
>>> Oh dear - that very nearly beats the wedding we went to where the mother
>>> of
>>> the bride had a dress cut down to the navel in front and the just above
>>> the
>>> butt crack in back and a thigh high slit... The poor girl had no idea
>>> what
>>> dear Mom had picked to wear.
>>> It was also the only wedding we ever went to where a fight broke out...
>>> C
>> Or the one I went to where the three sicked wister-in-laws to be who were
>> bridemaids wore Halloween orange mini dresses cut down to there and the
>> soon
>> to be mother-in-law wore a white, victorian lace dress, a big brimmed
>> hat
>> and french heel button shoes, with a see through slip underneath and no
>> bra,
>> which she needed badly.
>> Not a pretty picture.
> Oh shudder!

>

>
>> On 2/27/09 2:43 PM, in article go9fqf$pvc$1@news.motzarella.org, "lucille"
>>
>>>
>>>> On 2/27/09 12:25 PM, in article
>>>> F4idnfBTFou7vzXUnZ2dnUVZ_oTinZ2d@posted.sasktel, "Dawne Peterson"
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "lucretia borgia" wrote
>>>>>> Good, that's the way to do it, something like the MIL at the wedding,
>>>>>> wear beige and shut up !
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah--I tried that line on my DS's stepmother. (She wore zebra print,
>>>>> and
>>>>> you can guess the rest)
>>>>>
>>>>> Dawne
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Oh dear - that very nearly beats the wedding we went to where the mother
>>>> of
>>>> the bride had a dress cut down to the navel in front and the just above
>>>> the
>>>> butt crack in back and a thigh high slit... The poor girl had no idea
>>>> what
>>>> dear Mom had picked to wear.
>>>>
>>>> It was also the only wedding we ever went to where a fight broke out...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> C
>>>
>>> Or the one I went to where the three sicked wister-in-laws to be who were
>>> bridemaids wore Halloween orange mini dresses cut down to there and the
>>> soon
>>> to be mother-in-law wore a white, victorian lace dress, a big brimmed
>>> hat
>>> and french heel button shoes, with a see through slip underneath and no
>>> bra,
>>> which she needed badly.
>>>
>>> Not a pretty picture.
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>
>> Oh shudder!
>
> We all sat there with wide eyes, staring at each other and trying not to
> gasp out loud or giggle. I guess it's important to note that at a Jewish
> wedding the mother of the groom accompanies him down the aisle before the
> bride appears. Even the Rabbi looked startled.
>
>>
>

>
> "lucretia borgia" wrote
>> Good, that's the way to do it, something like the MIL at the wedding,
>> wear beige and shut up !
>
> Yeah--I tried that line on my DS's stepmother. (She wore zebra print, and
> you can guess the rest)
>
> Dawne
>
>

> Cheryl Isaak wrote:
>> OK - back story. For what every, mildly insane reason, DD has agreed to
>> arrive at school tomorrow "looking like a girl" not a girl in boys clothes.
>> (BTW, that is an accurate way to describe her preferred dress)
>>
>
>
> Tell DD that Auntie Karen agrees with her preferred mode of dress.
> There are people I've known for years who are not aware that I have legs.
>