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Posted by lucille on March 15, 2009, 11:11 am
On Mar 15, 10:23 am, lucretia bor...@florence.it wrote:
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> wrote:
> >> And you know who you are
> >> So this guy's aunt leaves him a cabana on the beach, with one
> >> stipulation: he has to supply each of the porpoises in her bathtub with
> >> a live gull a day. If he does that, they will live forever. After about
> >> a year, upon his return from the morning trapping session, he finds an
> >> old lion sleeping on the doorstep. After observing for a spell, he
> >> decides that he can probably step over it if he's careful. He reaches
> >> across and opens the door, then steps into the house.
> >> He is immediately seized by the FBI and charged with transporting gulls
> >> across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> >Okay, I'll start---GRRROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!
> I'll add s m a c k
I thought you preferred wine?
Elizabeth
Too, Too Funny ;*)
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Posted by on March 15, 2009, 11:33 am
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>On Mar 15, 10:23 am, lucretia bor...@florence.it wrote:
>> wrote:
>> >> And you know who you are
>> >> So this guy's aunt leaves him a cabana on the beach, with one
>> >> stipulation: he has to supply each of the porpoises in her bathtub with
>> >> a live gull a day. If he does that, they will live forever. After about
>> >> a year, upon his return from the morning trapping session, he finds an
>> >> old lion sleeping on the doorstep. After observing for a spell, he
>> >> decides that he can probably step over it if he's careful. He reaches
>> >> across and opens the door, then steps into the house.
>> >> He is immediately seized by the FBI and charged with transporting gulls
>> >> across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
>> >Okay, I'll start---GRRROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!
>> I'll add s m a c k
>I thought you preferred wine?
>Elizabeth
>Too, Too Funny ;*)
She's definitely back on form !
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Posted by on March 16, 2009, 10:12 am
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> ALL of you, GO TO YOUR ROOMS!!!!!!
Feh.
Elizabeth
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Posted by on March 15, 2009, 11:33 am
On Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:57:02 -0700 (PDT), epc123@mindspring.com wrote:
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>On Mar 15, 10:23 am, lucretia bor...@florence.it wrote:
>> wrote:
>> >> And you know who you are
>> >> So this guy's aunt leaves him a cabana on the beach, with one
>> >> stipulation: he has to supply each of the porpoises in her bathtub with
>> >> a live gull a day. If he does that, they will live forever. After about
>> >> a year, upon his return from the morning trapping session, he finds an
>> >> old lion sleeping on the doorstep. After observing for a spell, he
>> >> decides that he can probably step over it if he's careful. He reaches
>> >> across and opens the door, then steps into the house.
>> >> He is immediately seized by the FBI and charged with transporting gulls
>> >> across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
>> >Okay, I'll start---GRRROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!
>> I'll add s m a c k
>I thought you preferred wine?
>Elizabeth
Now that is almost as bad as the 'joke' lol but a good one.
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Posted by Pat P on March 16, 2009, 8:13 am
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> And you know who you are
> So this guy's aunt leaves him a cabana on the beach, with one
> stipulation: he has to supply each of the porpoises in her bathtub with
> a live gull a day. If he does that, they will live forever. After about
> a year, upon his return from the morning trapping session, he finds an
> old lion sleeping on the doorstep. After observing for a spell, he
> decides that he can probably step over it if he's careful. He reaches
> across and opens the door, then steps into the house.
> He is immediately seized by the FBI and charged with transporting gulls
> across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
Oh Cheryl, where DO you get `em! (We know where WE get them, anyway!).
Pat
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> >> And you know who you are
> >> So this guy's aunt leaves him a cabana on the beach, with one
> >> stipulation: he has to supply each of the porpoises in her bathtub with
> >> a live gull a day. If he does that, they will live forever. After about
> >> a year, upon his return from the morning trapping session, he finds an
> >> old lion sleeping on the doorstep. After observing for a spell, he
> >> decides that he can probably step over it if he's careful. He reaches
> >> across and opens the door, then steps into the house.
> >> He is immediately seized by the FBI and charged with transporting gulls
> >> across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
> >Okay, I'll start---GRRROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!
> I'll add s m a c k