OT - Aunt Mildred

Posted by Bruce Fletcher (remove denture on June 2, 2009, 7:39 am

Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just
kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to
get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the
decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the
first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and thus become a
vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to
inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The
doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee...
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Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
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