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Posted by Fred on April 20, 2009, 9:28 pm
One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father and
asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother, Son?"
So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is fornication
Mom? Dad said you would know."
His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask your
grandma. She will tell you."
So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and shouts,
"Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
"This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
Fred
http://www.stitchaway.com
If nothing changes, nothing changes.
Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
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Posted by Gillian Murray on April 20, 2009, 10:03 pm
Fred wrote:
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> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father and
> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>
> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother, Son?"
>
> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is fornication
> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>
> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask your
> grandma. She will tell you."
>
> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and shouts,
> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>
> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>
> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>
> Fred
> http://www.stitchaway.com
> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>
>
>
>
>
That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare clinic
at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who was
named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think they
were related.....who knows???????????
Gillian
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Posted by lucille on April 20, 2009, 10:23 pm
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> Fred wrote:
>> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father and
>> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother,
>> Son?"
>> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is fornication
>> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask
>> your
>> grandma. She will tell you."
>> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and
>> shouts,
>> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
>> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
>> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>> Fred
>> http://www.stitchaway.com
>> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
> That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare clinic
> at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who was
> named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think they were
> related.....who knows???????????
> Gillian
My friend had a kid in her class whose first name was pronounced Fe-Mal-E.
Put it all together it spells female and we guessed that was what was on her
birth certificate.
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Posted by Olwyn Mary on April 20, 2009, 11:20 pm
lucille wrote:
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>> Fred wrote:
>>> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father and
>>> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>>> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother,
>>> Son?"
>>> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is fornication
>>> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>>> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and
>>> ask your
>>> grandma. She will tell you."
>>> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and
>>> shouts,
>>> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>>> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>>> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
>>> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
>>> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>>> Fred
>>> http://www.stitchaway.com
>>> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>>> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>> That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare
>> clinic at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who
>> was named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think
>> they were related.....who knows???????????
>> Gillian
>
>
> My friend had a kid in her class whose first name was pronounced
> Fe-Mal-E. Put it all together it spells female and we guessed that was
> what was on her birth certificate.
There is a story in New Orleans that when some of the welfare mothers in
the charity hospital asked the doctor "what should I call my new baby
girl", the answer was often "Urethra".
Poor souls. Didn't the registrars in those days ever offer advice?????
Olwyn Mary in New Orleans
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Posted by lucille on April 21, 2009, 7:31 am
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> lucille wrote:
>>> Fred wrote:
>>>> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father
>>>> and
>>>> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>>>> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother,
>>>> Son?"
>>>> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is
>>>> fornication
>>>> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>>>> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask
>>>> your
>>>> grandma. She will tell you."
>>>> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and
>>>> shouts,
>>>> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>>>> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>>>> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
>>>> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
>>>> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>>>> Fred
>>>> http://www.stitchaway.com
>>>> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>>>> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>>> That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare clinic
>>> at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who was
>>> named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think they
>>> were related.....who knows???????????
>>> Gillian
>> My friend had a kid in her class whose first name was pronounced
>> Fe-Mal-E. Put it all together it spells female and we guessed that was
>> what was on her birth certificate.
> There is a story in New Orleans that when some of the welfare mothers in
> the charity hospital asked the doctor "what should I call my new baby
> girl", the answer was often "Urethra".
> Poor souls. Didn't the registrars in those days ever offer advice?????
> Olwyn Mary in New Orleans
Perhaps they did in a small town. I'm talking about Brooklyn, NY which has
a population as large as some countries. The nurse gave you a paper to
fill out with the name and whatever other non-medical information, including
the father's name, that was necessary for the birth certificate, then sent
it to the authorities to be processed and mailed to you at home. I doubt
anyone ever paid it much attention.
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> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>
> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother, Son?"
>
> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is fornication
> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>
> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask your
> grandma. She will tell you."
>
> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and shouts,
> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>
> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>
> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>
> Fred
> http://www.stitchaway.com
> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>
>
>
>
>