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Posted by Cheryl Isaak on April 21, 2009, 9:19 am
On 4/21/09 7:31 AM, in article gskar6$30v$1@news.motzarella.org, "lucille"
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>> lucille wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Fred wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father
>>>>> and
>>>>> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>>>>>
>>>>> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother,
>>>>> Son?"
>>>>>
>>>>> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is
>>>>> fornication
>>>>> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>>>>>
>>>>> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask
>>>>> your
>>>>> grandma. She will tell you."
>>>>>
>>>>> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and
>>>>> shouts,
>>>>> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>>>>>
>>>>> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>>>>>
>>>>> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
>>>>> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
>>>>> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>>>>>
>>>>> Fred
>>>>> http://www.stitchaway.com
>>>>> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>>>>> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare clinic
>>>> at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who was
>>>> named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think they
>>>> were related.....who knows???????????
>>>>
>>>> Gillian
>>>
>>>
>>> My friend had a kid in her class whose first name was pronounced
>>> Fe-Mal-E. Put it all together it spells female and we guessed that was
>>> what was on her birth certificate.
>>
>> There is a story in New Orleans that when some of the welfare mothers in
>> the charity hospital asked the doctor "what should I call my new baby
>> girl", the answer was often "Urethra".
>>
>> Poor souls. Didn't the registrars in those days ever offer advice?????
>>
>> Olwyn Mary in New Orleans
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>
> Perhaps they did in a small town. I'm talking about Brooklyn, NY which has
> a population as large as some countries. The nurse gave you a paper to
> fill out with the name and whatever other non-medical information, including
> the father's name, that was necessary for the birth certificate, then sent
> it to the authorities to be processed and mailed to you at home. I doubt
> anyone ever paid it much attention.
>
We've starting encounter more "unusual" names here in the boonies of NH. And
for all the odd names when DD was born (Oona and Frizzy were born the same
day) some one pointed out that she had "Freddi" (it's Frieda) as a middle
name....
C
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Posted by anne on April 21, 2009, 5:35 pm
A jam company, Smuckers, has built many of their ad campaigns on the tag line
'with a name like that, we have to be good.' I bet many people don't get it.
--
another anne, add ingers to reply
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Posted by Mary on April 21, 2009, 10:02 am
The first year I taught school, the music room for some reason had a
thin door connecting it to the boys' locker room, and one afternoon
while the first graders were in my room, "Son of a Bitch" came roaring
through, at which point a little boy asked me what a son of a bitch
was. I didn't know what to say and I told him I didn't know, and then
just went on with music class. That evening I got a phone call from
the president of the school board, whose son asked him during dinner
what a son of a bitch was! The father asked where he heard it, and he
said it was in music class! Fortunately, the father asked son lots of
questions and got the complete story from his rather articulate first
grader. So the phone call to me at home started out with "I
understand you don't know what a son of a bitch is!" and followed
with a discussion about noise from the locker room. Well, there were
apparently a few other phone calls that evening, and the next day the
janitors added soundproofing and blocked off that door, and the boys'
PE teacher was chewed out for not supervising the boys properly. The
PE teacher didn't speak to me for a week, but there was never again
any obscenity coming into the music room!
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>> lucille wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>> Fred wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> One day Jason comes home from school, he goes straight to his father
>>>>> and
>>>>> asks, "What is fornication, Dad?"
>>>>>
>>>>> He gets the answer all fathers give: "Why don't you ask your mother,
>>>>> Son?"
>>>>>
>>>>> So Jason goes into the kitchen and asks his mother, "What is
>>>>> fornication
>>>>> Mom? Dad said you would know."
>>>>>
>>>>> His mother replies, "I'm busy right now Jason, why don't you go and ask
>>>>> your
>>>>> grandma. She will tell you."
>>>>>
>>>>> So Jason goes upstairs to his grandma's room, knocks on her door and
>>>>> shouts,
>>>>> "Please, Grandma, what is fornication? No one here seems to know. "
>>>>>
>>>>> Grandma says, "Come inside Jason."
>>>>>
>>>>> She then takes him to her closet, opens the door, takes out a beautiful
>>>>> full-length pink, beaded evening dress and says,
>>>>> "This, Jason, is foranoccasion."
>>>>>
>>>>> Fred
>>>>> http://www.stitchaway.com
>>>>> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>>>>> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> That is funny. The sad thing is that when I worked in the welfare clinic
>>>> at a hospital in Virginia eons ago, there was a small child who was
>>>> named"fornication". Another was "Famous Lay", but I don't think they
>>>> were related.....who knows???????????
>>>>
>>>> Gillian
>>>
>>>
>>> My friend had a kid in her class whose first name was pronounced
>>> Fe-Mal-E. Put it all together it spells female and we guessed that was
>>> what was on her birth certificate.
>>
>> There is a story in New Orleans that when some of the welfare mothers in
>> the charity hospital asked the doctor "what should I call my new baby
>> girl", the answer was often "Urethra".
>>
>> Poor souls. Didn't the registrars in those days ever offer advice?????
>>
>> Olwyn Mary in New Orleans
>
>
> Perhaps they did in a small town. I'm talking about Brooklyn, NY which has
> a population as large as some countries. The nurse gave you a paper to
> fill out with the name and whatever other non-medical information, including
> the father's name, that was necessary for the birth certificate, then sent
> it to the authorities to be processed and mailed to you at home. I doubt
> anyone ever paid it much attention.
>