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Posted by lucretia borgia on June 25, 2008, 3:02 pm
I'm not sure why but here goes ...
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario and park
themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're
joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft
please'.
The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make
polite conversation while pouring the beers. Been on holiday yet,
lads?'
'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to
England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim
agrees.
'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country...
the history, the beer, the culture...'
'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. '
Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the
English - they're so arrogant and rude.'
'So why keep going to England ?' asks the barkeeper.
Scroll down
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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Posted by Joan E. on June 26, 2008, 9:31 am
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> I'm not sure why but here goes ...
Oh, sure, blame it on *me*!!!!
Joan
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Posted by Karen C - California on June 27, 2008, 5:22 am
Joan E. wrote:
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> wrote:
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>>I'm not sure why but here goes ...
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> Oh, sure, blame it on *me*!!!!
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> Joan
It was so terrible that I was forced to forward it to a friend in
England, and the recipient thought it was so dreadful that it went out
as his Joke Of The Day.
I made sure credit was given where credit was due ... to Joan, leave my
name off of it!
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Posted by Joan E. on June 30, 2008, 10:56 am
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> I made sure credit was given where credit was due ... to Joan, leave my
> name off of it!
Hey! What is this...Use Joan As A Scapegoat Week?
Joan
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