OT OT - humor

>Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
>Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
>Drinks 10 Cents!"
>They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too
>good to be true.
>The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room,
>"Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
>Gentlemen?"
>All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender
>served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said,
>"That'll be 10 cents each, please."
>The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at
>each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round,
>which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of
>them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to
>serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"
>"Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to
>own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and
>decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine,
>liquor, beer, all the same."
>"Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.
>As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but
>notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't
>have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything
>all the while they were there.
>One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked
>the bartender, "What's with them?"
>"Oh, they're from North Dakota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
>o'clock when drinks are half price.

> rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
> and entertained us with
>> Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
>> Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
>> Drinks 10 Cents!"
>>
>> They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too
>> good to be true.
>>
>> The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room,
>> "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
>> Gentlemen?"
>>
>> All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender
>> served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said,
>> "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
>>
>> The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at
>> each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round,
>> which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of
>> them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to
>> serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"
>>
>> "Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to
>> own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and
>> decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine,
>> liquor, beer, all the same."
>>
>> "Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.
>>
>> As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but
>> notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't
>> have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything
>> all the while they were there.
>>
>> One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked
>> the bartender, "What's with them?"
>>
>> "Oh, they're from North Dakota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
>> o'clock when drinks are half price.
>
>
> Uh oh ! Joan won't be liking this ! Cheap drunks from ND eh?

>On 4/12/07 7:12 AM, in article 9u4s13t0i1agf8julkb0ih0a0lqnmhihf7@4ax.com,
>> rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
>> and entertained us with
>>> Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
>>> Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
>>> Drinks 10 Cents!"
>>>
>>> They looked at each other, then went in, thinking this is too
>>> good to be true.
>>>
>>> The old bartender said in a voice that carried across the room,
>>> "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be,
>>> Gentlemen?"
>>>
>>> All four asked for a martini. In short order, the bartender
>>> served up four iced martinis, shaken, not stirred, and said,
>>> "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
>>>
>>> The four men stared at the bartender for a moment, looked at
>>> each other....then paid the 40 cents. After the second round,
>>> which cost them under a dollar, their curiosity got the best of
>>> them. Finally, one of the men said, "How can you afford to
>>> serve martinis as good as these for only a dime apiece?"
>>>
>>> "Well, I'm a retired tailor from Boston, and I always wanted to
>>> own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $50 million and
>>> decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine,
>>> liquor, beer, all the same."
>>>
>>> "Wow, that's quite a story" said one of the men.
>>>
>>> As they continued to sip their martinis, they couldn't help but
>>> notice the other three guys at the end of the bar who didn't
>>> have a drink in front of them....and hadn't ordered anything
>>> all the while they were there.
>>>
>>> One of the men gestured toward the men with no drinks and asked
>>> the bartender, "What's with them?"
>>>
>>> "Oh, they're from North Dakota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
>>> o'clock when drinks are half price.
>>
>>
>> Uh oh ! Joan won't be liking this ! Cheap drunks from ND eh?
>Actually (she said smirking) I changed the state just for Joan!
>Cheryl

> rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
> and entertained us with
> >On 4/12/07 7:12 AM, in article 9u4s13t0i1agf8julkb0ih0a0lqnmhihf7@4ax.com,
> >> rec.crafts.textiles.needleworkwrote:
> >> and entertained us with
> >>> Four retired guys were walking down the street in Ft. Meyers,
> >>> Florida when they saw a sign that said, "Old Timer's Bar" "All
> >>> Drinks 10 Cents!"

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> >>> "Oh, they're from North Dakota. They're waiting for happy hour at 5
> >>> o'clock when drinks are half price.

> >> Uh oh ! Joan won't be liking this ! Cheap drunks from ND eh?
> >Actually (she said smirking) I changed the state just for Joan!
> >Cheryl
> She's gonna think we'm picking on her lol