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Posted by Fred on June 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
A lady lived in an apartment with a parrot. The only problem with the parrot
(and there is ALWAYS a problem with a parrot) was that the only thing the
parrot could say was "Who's that?"
One day, the lady, forgetting that she had called the plumber to fix the
sink, went out to the store, leaving the parrot alone.
The plumber showed up while the lady was out and knocked on the door.
The parrot said "Who's that?"
The plumber replied "It's the plumber"; I've come to fix the sink.
The parrot said "Who's that?"
The plumber replied "It's the plumber; I came to fix the sink!"
The parrot said "Who's that?"
The plumber yelled "It's the plumber".
So, the parrot said "Who's that"
The plumber screamed "IT"S THE PLUMBER !!!"
So, the parrot said "Who's that?"
The plumber, now very angry and very excited screamed "IT'S THE PLUMBER".
Whereupon the plumber's heart gave out, and he dropped to the floor in the
apartment building hallway with a giant "THUNK".
When the neighbors heard the THUNK, they all ran out into the hallway, and
someone looked at the body on the floor, and said "Who's that?"
The parrot said "It's the plumber".
Fred
http://www.stitchaway.com
If nothing changes, nothing changes.
Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
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Posted by Olwyn Mary on June 7, 2009, 11:46 pm
Fred wrote:
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> A lady lived in an apartment with a parrot. The only problem with the parrot
> (and there is ALWAYS a problem with a parrot) was that the only thing the
> parrot could say was "Who's that?"
>
> One day, the lady, forgetting that she had called the plumber to fix the
> sink, went out to the store, leaving the parrot alone.
> The plumber showed up while the lady was out and knocked on the door.
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber replied "It's the plumber"; I've come to fix the sink.
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber replied "It's the plumber; I came to fix the sink!"
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber yelled "It's the plumber".
> So, the parrot said "Who's that"
> The plumber screamed "IT"S THE PLUMBER !!!"
> So, the parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber, now very angry and very excited screamed "IT'S THE PLUMBER".
> Whereupon the plumber's heart gave out, and he dropped to the floor in the
> apartment building hallway with a giant "THUNK".
> When the neighbors heard the THUNK, they all ran out into the hallway, and
> someone looked at the body on the floor, and said "Who's that?"
> The parrot said "It's the plumber".
>
> Fred
> http://www.stitchaway.com
> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>
>
>
Fred!! Don't you have children or grandchildren??? That routine was on
"Sesame Street" when MY kids were little, and they both have kids of
their own now.
Olwyn Mary in New Orleans
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> (and there is ALWAYS a problem with a parrot) was that the only thing the
> parrot could say was "Who's that?"
>
> One day, the lady, forgetting that she had called the plumber to fix the
> sink, went out to the store, leaving the parrot alone.
> The plumber showed up while the lady was out and knocked on the door.
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber replied "It's the plumber"; I've come to fix the sink.
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber replied "It's the plumber; I came to fix the sink!"
> The parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber yelled "It's the plumber".
> So, the parrot said "Who's that"
> The plumber screamed "IT"S THE PLUMBER !!!"
> So, the parrot said "Who's that?"
> The plumber, now very angry and very excited screamed "IT'S THE PLUMBER".
> Whereupon the plumber's heart gave out, and he dropped to the floor in the
> apartment building hallway with a giant "THUNK".
> When the neighbors heard the THUNK, they all ran out into the hallway, and
> someone looked at the body on the floor, and said "Who's that?"
> The parrot said "It's the plumber".
>
> Fred
> http://www.stitchaway.com
> If nothing changes, nothing changes.
> Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
>
>
>