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Posted by Pat P on May 30, 2009, 7:17 am
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a
pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and
eats the toastie, then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and
a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the
extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the
pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says 'A pint of
beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman'. The crowd is hushed as
the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into
applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been
laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money
in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A Pint
of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman', smiling and accepting
the tributes of the masses. The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate,
old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties'.
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when
the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice
Cheese and Onion Toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are
you sure I will like it?' The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly
silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says 'Do you think that I would let
down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it'. 'Ok' says the rabbit,'
I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie'. The pub erupts
with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie, he then
waves to the crowd and leaves....
......NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has
only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is
cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above
the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you' To which he is answered, 'I am the
ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house'. The barman
says, 'I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and
have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see you and
this place was famous' The rabbit says, 'Yes I know'. The barman said, 'I
remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you
had a Cheese and Onion one instead' The rabbit said 'Yes, you promised me
that I would love it'. The barman said 'You never came back, what happened?'
'I DIED', said the Rabbit.
'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.
After a short pause. The rabbit said...
'Mixin'-me-toasties'
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Posted by Gillian Murray on May 30, 2009, 2:02 pm
Pat P wrote:
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> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer
> and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a
> pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and
> eats the toastie, then leaves.
>
> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and
> a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the
>
> osnipped
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> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit.
>
> 'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.
> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Mixin'-me-toasties'
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>
Pat, that is absolutely terrible!!! I really couldn't see what was
coming until I got to the end!!!! LOLOL
Gill
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Posted by Gillian Murray on May 30, 2009, 7:22 pm
Gillian Murray wrote:
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> Pat P wrote:
>> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint
>> of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives
>> the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit
>> drinks the beer and eats the toastie, then leaves.
>> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of
>> Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the
>> rabbit and the
>> osnipped
>
>
>> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit.
>> 'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.
>> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>> 'Mixin'-me-toasties'
>
> Pat, that is absolutely terrible!!! I really couldn't see what was
> coming until I got to the end!!!! LOLOL
>
> Gill
I know it is bad netiquette to respond, but it is several hours later, I
had to explain to DH the joke. One score for the UK!!LOL
Snickering
Gill
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Posted by lucille on May 30, 2009, 7:28 pm
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> Gillian Murray wrote:
>> Pat P wrote:
>>> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
>>> beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the
>>> rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks
>>> the beer and eats the toastie, then leaves.
>>> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer
>>> and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
>>> and the
>>> osnipped
>>> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit.
>>> 'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.
>>> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>>> 'Mixin'-me-toasties'
>> Pat, that is absolutely terrible!!! I really couldn't see what was coming
>> until I got to the end!!!! LOLOL
>> Gill
> I know it is bad netiquette to respond, but it is several hours later, I
> had to explain to DH the joke. One score for the UK!!LOL
> Snickering
> Gill
Now explain it for this Brooklyn born person.
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Posted by Cheryl Isaak on May 30, 2009, 7:54 pm
On 5/30/09 7:28 PM, in article gvsfi7$1su$1@news.eternal-september.org,
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>> Gillian Murray wrote:
>>> Pat P wrote:
>>>> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
>>>> beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the
>>>> rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks
>>>> the beer and eats the toastie, then leaves.
>>>>
>>>> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer
>>>> and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit
>>>> and the
>>>> osnipped
>>>
>>>
>>>> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit.
>>>>
>>>> 'NO!' said the barman,'what from'.
>>>> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 'Mixin'-me-toasties'
>>>>
>>>
>>> Pat, that is absolutely terrible!!! I really couldn't see what was coming
>>> until I got to the end!!!! LOLOL
>>>
>>> Gill
>>
>> I know it is bad netiquette to respond, but it is several hours later, I
>> had to explain to DH the joke. One score for the UK!!LOL
>>
>>
>> Snickering
>>
>> Gill
>
> Now explain it for this Brooklyn born person.
>
Me too!
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> and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a
> pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and
> eats the toastie, then leaves.
>
> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer and
> a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the
>
> osnipped