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Posted by Lucille on September 10, 2007, 3:41 pm
My Resume
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I
couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my
life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I
couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any
patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for
the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as
a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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Posted by lucretia borgia on September 10, 2007, 4:25 pm
On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:41:04 -0400, "Lucille" <lzoltynospam@now at
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comcast..net> opined:
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>My Resume
>1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I
>couldn't concentrate.
>2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
>so they gave me the axe.
>3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
>mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
>5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my
>life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I
>couldn't cut the mustard.
>7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
>8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any
>patience.
>9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live
>on my net income.
>11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but
>the work was just too draining.
>12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit for
>the job.
>13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as
>a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was
>always the same old grind.
>15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Always good to succeed at something lololol RD&H
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Posted by Lucille on September 10, 2007, 5:46 pm
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> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:41:04 -0400, "Lucille" <lzoltynospam@now at
> comcast..net> opined:
>>My Resume
>>1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.
>>I
>>couldn't concentrate.
>>2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
>>it,
>>so they gave me the axe.
>>3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
>>mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
>>4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too
>>exhausting.
>>5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my
>>life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
>>6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I
>>couldn't cut the mustard.
>>7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
>>noteworthy.
>>8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any
>>patience.
>>9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
>>10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
>>live
>>on my net income.
>>11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,
>>but
>>the work was just too draining.
>>12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center but they said I wasn't fit
>>for
>>the job.
>>13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
>>as
>>a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
>>14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
>>was
>>always the same old grind.
>>15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
> Always good to succeed at something lololol RD&H
I might get mad if you weren't so spot on. This is really the first thing I
do without any criticism from a real, or just someone who thinks he is one,
boss.
L
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