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Posted by Lucille on August 15, 2005, 2:57 pm
The Perfect Dress
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
exchange it, but she refused.
Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and
I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm
wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
wedding!"
NOW I ASK YA; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
ENJOY THIS STORY?
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Posted by Pat P on August 15, 2005, 3:10 pm
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> The Perfect Dress
> Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
> dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
> Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
> dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
> A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
> new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
> exchange it, but she refused.
> Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and
> I'm wearing it," she replied.
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind
> sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
> A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
> gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
> "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> occasion where you could wear it."
> Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm
> wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
> wedding!"
> NOW I ASK YA; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
> ENJOY THIS STORY?
LOL! But to be honest it never bothered me if someone turned up wearing the
same dress as me - I`d just compliment her on her excellent tast!
Pat P
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> Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
> dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
> Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
> dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
> A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
> new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to
> exchange it, but she refused.
> Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and
> I'm wearing it," she replied.
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind
> sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
> A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
> gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
> "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
> occasion where you could wear it."
> Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm
> wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
> wedding!"
> NOW I ASK YA; IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T
> ENJOY THIS STORY?