OT: To Quite Need a funny two

Posted by Fred on May 16, 2009, 4:54 am

Morris takes his wife Rachael out to Bernstein's Deli for lunch.
They sit down waiting for the waiter and as it is their 45 wedding
anniversary and Morris asks Rachael, "What do you want for our anniversary?
A new car, fur coat or maybe a diamond necklace"?
Rachael says, "I want you should give me a divorce."
Morris replies, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

Fred
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Posted by Bruce Fletcher (remove denture on May 16, 2009, 7:03 pm

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of
tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter
asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him.
He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you
would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't
do any of those"
--
Bruce Fletcher
Stronsay, Orkney UK
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Posted by on May 16, 2009, 11:55 pm

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Thank you for retelling this Very Old Yiddish Joke , my mother used to
tell her friends .
mirjam

Posted by Mavia Beaulieu on May 17, 2009, 7:56 am

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year,
And every year Buddy would say,
'Edna,I'd like to ride in that helicopter'
Edna always replied,
'I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
And "fifty bucks is fifty bucks'
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said,
'Edna, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance' To
this, Edna replied,
"Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and "fifty bucks is fifty
bucks' The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you
can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you
a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He
did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you
didn't. I'm impressed!'
Buddy replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Edna fell out,
But you know,

"Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!'

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