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Posted by F.James Cripwell on April 19, 2007, 9:38 am
ellice (egirl22@verizon.net) writes:
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> I prefer to think of it as dogs have family, cats have a supporting cast
> upon whom they occasionally deign to bestow affection.
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> Ellice (who loves them both, but is really a dogs 'n horses kind of girl)
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Cats look down on us;
Dogs look up to us;
Pigs are equal.
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Posted by lucretia borgia on April 19, 2007, 2:09 pm
and entertained us with
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>It is elementary my dear chap!
>Dogs are like their male human owners who seldom complain.
>Cats are like their female human owners - who shall I say,,,
>Fred
>http://www.stitchaway.com
>If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
You're dead on the floor Fred !!! I am going to tell on you to DW !
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Posted by Karen C - California on April 19, 2007, 7:24 pm
lucretia borgia wrote:
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> and entertained us with
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>>It is elementary my dear chap!
>>Dogs are like their male human owners who seldom complain.
>>Cats are like their female human owners - who shall I say,,,
>>Fred
>>http://www.stitchaway.com
>>If nothing changes, nothing changes.
>>Don't back stitch to email, just stitchit.
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> You're dead on the floor Fred !!! I am going to tell on you to DW !
Tell Marjorie to hang on, I will be there ASAP to hold him down while
she dents her cast-iron skillet on his hard head.
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Posted by ellice on April 19, 2007, 9:12 am
Very good. The dog even wants to say thank you after I put the medicine in
hei ears!
Ellice
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> Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
> 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
> 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
> 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
> 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
> 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
> 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
> 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
> 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
> 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
> 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
> 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
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> Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:
> Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
> little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the
> other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I
> make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must
> eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps
> me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once
> again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its
> headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
> their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.
> However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good
> little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their
> accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the
> duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the
> food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of
> "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my
> advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate
> one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I
> must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs. I am
> convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
> snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released
> and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
> The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
> guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors
> have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
> safe. For now...
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> I prefer to think of it as dogs have family, cats have a supporting cast
> upon whom they occasionally deign to bestow affection.
>
> Ellice (who loves them both, but is really a dogs 'n horses kind of girl)
>