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Posted by Lucille on August 6, 2008, 2:12 pm
The original subject line on this was "Please don't hit me." I didn't write
the subject line, but I sure agree with it and I'll bet you will too.
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big
white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and
soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to
Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can
create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
this time?"
down------
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
Injun runnin'.
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Posted by on August 6, 2008, 9:58 pm
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> The original subject line on this was "Please don't hit me." =A0I didn't =
write
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> the subject line, but I sure agree with it and I'll bet you will too.
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> =A0 The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a b=
eer.
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> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the =
big
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> white horse outside?"
> =A0 The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why=
?"
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> =A0 The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you wo=
uld
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> like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
> =A0 The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
> ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, a=
nd
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> soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned=
to
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> Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you ca=
n
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> create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
> =A0 Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Sil=
ver.
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> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the ba=
r
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> to finish his drink.
> =A0 A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Wh=
o
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> owns that big white horse outside?"
> =A0 The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with hi=
m
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> this time?"
> =A0 down------
> =A0 The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
> Injun runnin'.
GGRRRROOOOOAAAANNN! Oh Lucille, that was so bad it forced me out of
lurkdom!!
Gillian, now in NH, with the heat on, it is rainy and chilly!
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Posted by Lucille on August 6, 2008, 10:25 pm
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> The original subject line on this was "Please don't hit me." I didn't
> write
> the subject line, but I sure agree with it and I'll bet you will too.
> -----
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the
> big
> white horse outside?"
> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
> like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
> ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water,
> and
> soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned
> to
> Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can
> create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
> to finish his drink.
> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
> owns that big white horse outside?"
> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
> this time?"
> down------
> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
> Injun runnin'.
GGRRRROOOOOAAAANNN! Oh Lucille, that was so bad it forced me out of
lurkdom!!
Gillian, now in NH, with the heat on, it is rainy and chilly!
I'll be delighted to trade your rainy and chilly for my very hot, very humid
and very rainy.
Want to trade ???
Lucille
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Posted by Olwyn Mary on August 6, 2008, 11:15 pm
Lucille wrote:
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>> The original subject line on this was "Please don't hit me." I didn't
>> write
>> the subject line, but I sure agree with it and I'll bet you will too.
>> -----
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
>> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the
>> big
>> white horse outside?"
>> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
>> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
>> like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
>> ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water,
>> and
>> soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned
>> to
>> Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can
>> create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
>> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
>> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
>> to finish his drink.
>> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
>> owns that big white horse outside?"
>> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
>> this time?"
>> down------
>> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
>> Injun runnin'.
>
>
>
> GGRRRROOOOOAAAANNN! Oh Lucille, that was so bad it forced me out of
> lurkdom!!
>
> Gillian, now in NH, with the heat on, it is rainy and chilly!
>
>
> I'll be delighted to trade your rainy and chilly for my very hot, very humid
> and very rainy.
>
> Want to trade ???
>
> Lucille
>
>
I'm in northern Ohio, daytime temps low 80s, nighttime high 60s.
Gorrrr-jus.
Olwyn Mary (not) in New Orleans.
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Posted by Cheryl Isaak on August 7, 2008, 6:46 am
On 8/6/08 10:25 PM, in article M9mdnYPw3duNwAfVnZ2dnUVZ_i2dnZ2d@comcast.com,
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>
>> The original subject line on this was "Please don't hit me." I didn't
>> write
>> the subject line, but I sure agree with it and I'll bet you will too.
>>
>> -----
>>
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
>> After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the
>> big
>> white horse outside?"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"
>>
>> The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would
>> like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was
>> ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water,
>> and
>> soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned
>> to
>> Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can
>> create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
>>
>> Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles around Silver.
>> Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar
>> to finish his drink.
>>
>> A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
>> owns that big white horse outside?"
>>
>> The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
>> this time?"
>>
>> down------
>>
>> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your
>> Injun runnin'.
>
>
>
> GGRRRROOOOOAAAANNN! Oh Lucille, that was so bad it forced me out of
> lurkdom!!
>
> Gillian, now in NH, with the heat on, it is rainy and chilly!
>
>
> I'll be delighted to trade your rainy and chilly for my very hot, very humid
> and very rainy.
>
> Want to trade ???
>
> Lucille
>
>
YES, YES, YES
Cheryl the moldy
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