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Posted by Gillian Murray on June 22, 2009, 3:35 pm
Lucille wrote:
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>> wrote:
>>>> Got this from my sister.....
>>>> To make it stand,
>>>> You wet it!
>>>> To make it wet,
>>>> You suck it!
>>>> To make it stiff,
>>>> You lick it!
>>>> To get it in,
>>>> You push it!
>>>> Damn!
>>>> Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH.
>>>> Joan
>>> Sigh. Just looked again and it was from *Sheena*, not my
>>> sister!!!!!!!! LOLOL! Gotta get these things attributed correctly,
>>> y'know! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>> And Sheena got it from me, but my email has been really wonky this week.
>>> I was wondering which one of us had the nerve to post it? lol
>>> Lucille
>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>> of this)
>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>
> And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my
> (I thought) straight laced sister-in-law.
Well, I know neither of you are straitlaced!
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Posted by on June 22, 2009, 3:52 pm
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>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>> of this)
>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my (I
>thought) straight laced sister-in-law.
Maybe she is so straight laced she didn't get it the innuendo ?
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Posted by Lucille on June 22, 2009, 4:16 pm
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>>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>>> of this)
>>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>>And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my (I
>>thought) straight laced sister-in-law.
> Maybe she is so straight laced she didn't get it the innuendo ?
She probably blushed, but sent it to me knowing I wouldn't think it
offensive. A sense of humor is a sad think to waste.
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Posted by on June 22, 2009, 5:27 pm
wrote:
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>> wrote:
>>>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>>>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>>>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>>>> of this)
>>>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>>>And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my (I
>>>thought) straight laced sister-in-law.
>> Maybe she is so straight laced she didn't get it the innuendo ?
>She probably blushed, but sent it to me knowing I wouldn't think it
>offensive. A sense of humor is a sad think to waste.
Gawd, neither of us can type straight today!
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Posted by Lucille on June 22, 2009, 5:35 pm
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> wrote:
>>> wrote:
>>>>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>>>>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>>>>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>>>>> of this)
>>>>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>>>>And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my
>>>>(I
>>>>thought) straight laced sister-in-law.
>>> Maybe she is so straight laced she didn't get it the innuendo ?
>>She probably blushed, but sent it to me knowing I wouldn't think it
>>offensive. A sense of humor is a sad think to waste.
> Gawd, neither of us can type straight today!
My quiet day turned into a busy, busy, busy one. My typing hasn't been good
for a while. And to think, I was one of best at work and learned to touch
type at 12ish. My touch just aint what it used to was. lol
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>> wrote:
>>>> Got this from my sister.....
>>>> To make it stand,
>>>> You wet it!
>>>> To make it wet,
>>>> You suck it!
>>>> To make it stiff,
>>>> You lick it!
>>>> To get it in,
>>>> You push it!
>>>> Damn!
>>>> Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH.
>>>> Joan
>>> Sigh. Just looked again and it was from *Sheena*, not my
>>> sister!!!!!!!! LOLOL! Gotta get these things attributed correctly,
>>> y'know! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>> And Sheena got it from me, but my email has been really wonky this week.
>>> I was wondering which one of us had the nerve to post it? lol
>>> Lucille
>> Actually it was a male friend who sent it to me - with some comments
>> about how I stitch etc, I won't repeat those lol (Not a male from
>> this group, not a stitching male, no animals were harmed in the making
>> of this)
>> I think Gillian suggested I post it, but I refrained lol
>
> And my original copy, complete with a portrait of Maxine, came from my
> (I thought) straight laced sister-in-law.