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Posted by Pat P on June 10, 2009, 2:56 pm
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> There was once a man named Benny who let his beard grow and grow and
> grow, because a very old witch had told him that if he never shaved
> that he would never die. If he shaved, however, she warned that he
> would die and be cremated. As it happened, Benny then met a young
> lady who was everything he ever desired, and she loved him, too --
> except for all those whiskers! So, Benny decided that since he was
> healthy and since the old witch was surely mistaken or dead by then,
> he could shave off his beard. And Benny shaved off his beard,
> whereupon he immediately died and was cremated just as the old witch
> had warned, which only goes to show that a Benny shaved is a Benny
> urned.
If both of you live in ND I`ll have to fly over and bang your heads
together!!!
Pat
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> grow, because a very old witch had told him that if he never shaved
> that he would never die. If he shaved, however, she warned that he
> would die and be cremated. As it happened, Benny then met a young
> lady who was everything he ever desired, and she loved him, too --
> except for all those whiskers! So, Benny decided that since he was
> healthy and since the old witch was surely mistaken or dead by then,
> he could shave off his beard. And Benny shaved off his beard,
> whereupon he immediately died and was cremated just as the old witch
> had warned, which only goes to show that a Benny shaved is a Benny
> urned.