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Posted by Lynne Baron on August 7, 2008, 8:37 pm
Why Females Should Avoid a 'Girls Night Out' After They are Married!
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> The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told
> my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
> hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a
> bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
> clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my
> husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
> proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order
> to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3
> cuckoos + 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...MIDNIGHT! The next morning my
> husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, 'midnight.' He
> didn't seem mad at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo
> clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock
> cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit', cuckooed 4 more times,
> cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'
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> The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I told
> my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the
> hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a
> bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo
> clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realizing my
> husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really
> proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order
> to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3
> cuckoos + 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos...MIDNIGHT! The next morning my
> husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, 'midnight.' He
> didn't seem mad at all.
>
> Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo
> clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock
> cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit', cuckooed 4 more times,
> cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice
> more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'
>