I found it!

> As it turns out....my joke was a longer, edgier version of Polly's. I had
> to re-boot the old computer and looked through my old emails and found the
> note Polly had written me after I posted! Woo hoo! Thank heavens she
> included my note in her reply or I would have been tearing my hair out!

> know, perhaps I didn't post it in the newsgroup, just sent it to Polly.
> hummmm, maybe that's why I couldn't find it. Yup, that it! Now I

> I didn't want to piggyback on her joke. Like I say, I could hide my own
> Easter eggs!
> KJ
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

> In a small Alabama town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great

> and talent had gone into creating it.
> But one small feature bothered me:
> the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
> Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
> At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter
> about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn
> Yankees never read your Bibles!"
> I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about

> in the Bible.
> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some

> and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she
> said, "See, it says right here. 'The three wise men came from afar'."

> Ahhhhh. We feel so much better. Now we can get on to less important
> things. Polly
>> *snicker*
>> thanks for posting it after all KJ!
>> --
>> Jessamy
>> In The Netherlands
>> Time to accept, time to grow, time to take things slow
>> www.geocities.com/jess_ayad
>> http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jess_ayad/my_photos
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> As it turns out....my joke was a longer, edgier version of Polly's. I
>> had
>> to re-boot the old computer and looked through my old emails and found
>> the
>> note Polly had written me after I posted! Woo hoo! Thank heavens she
>> included my note in her reply or I would have been tearing my hair out!
>> You
>> know, perhaps I didn't post it in the newsgroup, just sent it to Polly.
>> hummmm, maybe that's why I couldn't find it. Yup, that it! Now I
>> remember
>> I didn't want to piggyback on her joke. Like I say, I could hide my own
>> Easter eggs!
>> KJ
>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> ------------------------------------------
>> In a small Alabama town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great
>> skill
>> and talent had gone into creating it.
>> But one small feature bothered me:
>> the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
>> Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
>> At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter
>> about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn
>> Yankees never read your Bibles!"
>> I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about
>> firemen
>> in the Bible.
>> She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some
>> pages,
>> and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she
>> said, "See, it says right here. 'The three wise men came from afar'."
>

>Ahhhhh. We feel so much better. Now we can get on to less important things.
>Polly

>As it turns out....my joke was a longer, edgier version of Polly's. I had
>to re-boot the old computer and looked through my old emails and found the
>note Polly had written me after I posted! Woo hoo! Thank heavens she
>included my note in her reply or I would have been tearing my hair out! You
>know, perhaps I didn't post it in the newsgroup, just sent it to Polly.
>hummmm, maybe that's why I couldn't find it. Yup, that it! Now I remember
>I didn't want to piggyback on her joke. Like I say, I could hide my own
>Easter eggs!
>KJ
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>In a small Alabama town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill
>and talent had gone into creating it.
> But one small feature bothered me:
>the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
>Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left.
>At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter
>about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn
>Yankees never read your Bibles!"
>I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen
>in the Bible.
>She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages,
>and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she
>said, "See, it says right here. 'The three wise men came from afar'."