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Posted by Cats on October 18, 2006, 9:14 am
DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
a cheque."
Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO
MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the
dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the
repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Men just don't listen!
--
Cheryl & the Cats in OZ
o o o o o o
( > Y < ) ( > Y < ) ( > Y < )
Enness Boofhead Donut
http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest
catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau
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Posted by mrs.Triman on October 18, 2006, 10:25 am
http://www.tri-mansworldmailboxofficesupply.com/
Cats wrote:
> DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>
>
>
> Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
> Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
> repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
> dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
> a cheque."
>
>
>
> Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
> bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
> circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO
> MY PARROT!!!"
>
>
>
> When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
> following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
> bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the
> dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
> about his work.
>
>
>
> The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
> incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the
> repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
> "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
>
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>
>
> Men just don't listen!
>
> --
>
> Cheryl & the Cats in OZ
> o o o o o o
> ( > Y < ) ( > Y < ) ( > Y < )
> Enness Boofhead Donut
> http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest
> catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau
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Posted by Kate Dicey on October 18, 2006, 11:30 am
Cats wrote:
> DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>
>
>
> Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
> Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
> repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
> dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
> a cheque."
>
>
>
> Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
> bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
> circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO
> MY PARROT!!!"
>
>
>
> When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
> following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
> bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the
> dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
> about his work.
>
>
>
> The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
> incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the
> repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
> "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
>
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>
>
> Men just don't listen!
>
heheheheheheheheh...
--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!
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Posted by polly esther on October 18, 2006, 12:46 pm
That's wonderful. Bet it would work here. Polly
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Posted by Sharon Harper on October 18, 2006, 4:42 pm
ROFLOL!!!
--
Sharon from Melbourne Australia (Queen of Down Under)
http://www.geocities.com/shazrules/craft.html (takes awhile to load)
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/shazrules/my_photos (same as website but
quicker)
> DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
>
>
>
> Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
> Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
> repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
> dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you
> a cheque."
>
>
>
> Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't
> bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
> circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO
> MY PARROT!!!"
>
>
>
> When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the
> following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
> bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the
> dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
> about his work.
>
>
>
> The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
> incessant yelling, cursing and name-calling. Finally the
> repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
> "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
>
>
>
> To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
>
>
>
> Men just don't listen!
>
> --
>
> Cheryl & the Cats in OZ
> o o o o o o
> ( > Y < ) ( > Y < ) ( > Y < )
> Enness Boofhead Donut
> http://community.webshots.com/user/witchofthewest
> catsatararatATyahooDOTcomDOTau
>
>
>
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