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Posted by Michelle C. on November 6, 2009, 3:24 pm
Jennifer in Ottawa wrote:
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> Enjoy, jennellh.
>
> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform the other of the afterlife.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
>
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
> his word, he made the first contact,
>
> " Marion ... Marion "
>
> "Is that you, Bob?"
>
> "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
>
> "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
>
> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
> it's off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
> and then have sex a couple of more tim es. Then I have lunch (you'd be
> proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then
> pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
> back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I
> catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over
> again"
>
> "Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
>
> "N-o-t exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."
LOL! I didn't see that coming. :-)
Michelle in Nevada
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> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
> inform the other of the afterlife.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
>
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
> his word, he made the first contact,
>
> " Marion ... Marion "
>
> "Is that you, Bob?"
>
> "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
>
> "That's wonderful! What's it like?"
>
> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
> it's off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
> and then have sex a couple of more tim es. Then I have lunch (you'd be
> proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then
> pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's
> back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I
> catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over
> again"
>
> "Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"
>
> "N-o-t exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona ."