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Posted by Polly Esther on November 18, 2009, 8:18 am
An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
He immediately dials emergency.
Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed
her!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is
actually dead!''
*click* *BANG*
Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
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Posted by Sherry on November 18, 2009, 9:13 am
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> An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 He immediately dials emergency.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Irishman: ''It's my wife! =A0I've accidentally shot her, =
I've killed
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> her!''
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure=
she is
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> actually =A0dead!''
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 *click* *BANG*
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What =A0next?'' =A0 =A0
Heh. You know when you read a joke, and you're laughing, but you know
you shouldn't be?
Someone made a youtube version of this joke, only it's two redneck
deer
hunters, one calls 911. It's a hoot.
Sherry
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Posted by Dr. Zachary Smith on November 18, 2009, 10:19 am
It's a variant of a joke/skit that was done on classic TV or radio
(without the "Irish".) I wish I could recall the details. It was
voted funniest something or other of all time.
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> An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 He immediately dials emergency.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Irishman: ''It's my wife! =A0I've accidentally shot her, =
I've killed
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> her!''
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure=
she is
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> actually =A0dead!''
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 *click* *BANG*
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What =A0next?'' =A0 =A0
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Posted by Lelandite on November 18, 2009, 11:15 am
I must be getting old or something as I can't find any humor in
this at all.
Donna
in WA
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> An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife.
> He immediately dials emergency.
> Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed
> her!''
> Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is
> actually dead!''
> *click* *BANG*
> Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?''
>
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Posted by Sunny on November 18, 2009, 12:59 pm
The version I have seen was two hunting buddies, two aggies (students
at Texas A&M University), and two blonds.
I can't help it, I giggled. I am loving anything even remotely funny
these days, even un-PC, bad taste, self invoking or ..... whatever.
I'm just needing giggles and it's like a hungry person eating whatever
they find.
Sunny
Heh
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> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 He immediately dials emergency.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 Irishman: ''It's my wife! =A0I've accidentally shot her, =