Troll Bread! Not for those wanting to keep skinny waistlines! ;)

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Troll Bread! Not for those wanting to keep skinny waistlines! ;) Kate Dicey 09-20-2006
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Posted by Kate Dicey on September 20, 2006, 6:54 am
First trap your troll... Stuff it into that old puppy cage yer friend
lent you when the cat had a busted leg. Then, after careful scrubbing,
take:

1 lb. strong white flour
1 heaped tablespoon cocoa powder
1 level teaspoon salt
1 heaped tablespoon sugar
a goodly handful of chocolate chips
½ pint (10 fl oz) of milk (full or semi) warmed to about baby feeding
temperature
1 oz fresh yeast or 1 sachet of instant
a little milk & egg wash to glaze
poppy seed to sprinkle
2 lb. loaf tin or baking sheet

Take about 3 tablespoons milk and the sugar and cream together to
activate the yeast, or mix all the dry ingredients together. Add the
milk (and yeast mix) and combine all together. Kneed into a smooth
pliable dough (about 10 minutes is excellent). Leave to rise for a while
in a warm place.

When doubled in size, knock back and shape to fit the tin. Leave to rise
again, and when half risen, brush with the egg & milk wash and sprinkle
with the poppy seeds.

Bake at 220C for 30 – 35 minutes.

Eat warm, in inch thick slices, slathered in butter, crouched down in
front of the troll cage. Stay out of reach of claws stuck through the
bars...
--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
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Posted by polly esther on September 20, 2006, 8:09 am
What was James' reaction when he first realized that you really need adult
supervision? Did he accept it matter-of-factly or is he in denial? Polly

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cage yer friend
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Posted by Kate Dicey on September 20, 2006, 8:48 am
polly esther wrote:

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I occasionally get moans of Muu--uum! But usually he just joins in.

I decided years ago that growing up is for kids, and I ain't doing that
any more.

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

Posted by Georg on September 20, 2006, 8:52 am
Kate Dicey wrote:
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Being Grown Up just means knowing when it's okay to play. :)

-georg

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