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Posted by jennellh on August 26, 2008, 8:14 pm
Stay tuned, Polly - there will be more to come! jennellh
> Jennell, DH and I are really enjoying the old folks jokes; probably we
> understand them better that most. =A0Thank you, Polly
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> > Enjoy, jennellh.........
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> > An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after
> > eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
> > The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out
> > to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very
> > highly.'
> > The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
> > The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name
> > of that flower you give to someone you love?
> > You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
> > 'Do you mean a rose?'
> > 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the
> > kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went
> > to last night?'
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> > Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
> > discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
> > elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
> > suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
> > hospital.
> > After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
> > to the elevator.
> > On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
> > 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom
> > changing out of her hospital gown.'- Hide quoted text -
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