'Little' update, long and totally OT - Page 12

> I, on the other hand, once dated a Moron. Full stop.

> "BEI Design"wrote...
> > I, on the other hand, once dated a Moron. Full stop.
> Wow, just one in your entire lifetime!? Lucky you!

> U. - Still out at Andromeda galaxy (what do you expect
> from somebody on crutches?)

>> Well, you never ever see those except when they're
>> hanging on the clothesline on wash day!
>
> Wow, crickets do washing? Who knew...
>

> BEI Design wrote:
> > > Well, you never ever see those except when they're
> > > hanging on the clothesline on wash day!
> > Wow, crickets do washing? Who knew...
> By Jiminy!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta get some laundry doing
> crickets. They could keep up with the stinky just home
> from football practice clothes, and sing us to sleep at
> night. ;)
> Sharon

> BEI Design wrote:
>> Pogonip wrote:
>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>>>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Larry Green wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>>>>>> My DH joked about that scream for years
>>>>>>>> afterward.
>>>>>>>>>>> Beverly
>>>>>>>>>>> P.S. Don't go to that link if you are
>>>>>>>>>>> easily nauseated
>>>>>>>>>> OOOOO ....Those are whoppers! We used to get
>>>>>>>>>> some pretty big slugs back in the UK but
>>>>>>>>>> where I live now in Canada we rarely see
>>>>>>>>>> slugs (thankfully) but get enough of other
>>>>>>>>>> 'creepy crawly' types to keep us busy!
>>>>>>>>> One of the things I love about northern
>>>>>>>>> Nevada. No slugs. Never seen a snail, either. (Same
>>>>>>>>> thing, one with house, one without.) No
>>>>>>>>> fleas. No palmetto bugs, June bugs, Japanese beetles,
>>>>>>>>> black flies. No fireflies, which I do miss. We have
>>>>>>>>> flies,
>>>>>>>> I was just thinking the other day about the
>>>>>>>> amazing fireflies we saw in Philadelphia, I loved them!
>>>>>>>> We don't get any here. I think we were hearing
>>>>>>>> cicadas in Nashville, but I'm not sure, we never
>>>>>>>> saw whatever was making the sound. I don't
>>>>>>>> remember seeing ANY birds while in Nashville,
>>>>>>>> very strange.
>>>>>>>>> spiders,
>>>>>>>>> wasps, bees, earwigs, and a few others,
>>>>>>>> Yeah, here too. Mostly non-lethal, but yuck!
>>>>>>>>> but it's so different from
>>>>>>>>> south Florida or Pennsylvania or New
>>>>>>>>> Hampshire. There are mosquitoes if you live near the
>>>>>>>>> swampy areas, which I don't.
>>>>>>>> We are very careful about standing water, people
>>>>>>>> with Koi ponds and other "water features" have
>>>>>>>> the worst breeding spots.
>>>>>>>>> The Mormon crickets are
>>>>>>>>> crossing the state north of us.
>>>>>>>> Are they wearing narrow black ties and riding
>>>>>>>> bicycles? ;-)
>>>>>>> There goes another keyboard.
>>>>> No, you're not! You enjoyed that tremendously.
>>>> Now *my* keyboard and monitor are all covered with iced
>>>> tea! (And you're right, I did. I was pretty sure you
>>> I thought about telling you only the boy crickets dress
>>> that way. The girl crickets wear Peter Pan collars,
>>> sleeves, and skirt hems below the knee.
>> I imagine (but have no way of proving it) that they also wear the
>> mysterious temple garments as well...
>
> Well, you never ever see those except when they're hanging on the
> clothesline on wash day!