Major Problem

Posted by John A. on September 3, 2006, 8:18 pm

Hi, my situaion seems funny but it's actually a very serious problem to
me. I have a fetish with sniffing guys' balls even when I don't know the
person. My psychologist says it could be a rare form of a Tourette's
syndrome but I cannot help it. One time I was eating out at Ruby
Tuesdays and this waiter asked me if I'd like anything else, well, I
unzipped his fly and starting sniffing his balls. He proceeded to yell
because I squeezed them really really hard and he called the cops on me.
When I was taken into jail the cop let me sniff his balls, but I didn't
want to sniff his ugly balls. Instead I just licked his balls until he
blew it all over my face. Those bastards, but at least I got out of a
ticket ya know. I just can't help it, I need serious help so that I
can go out without getting the urge to sniff balls.

Posted by John A. on September 3, 2006, 9:55 pm

On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:18:27 +0200, "John A."
[snipped]

Heh heh. Seems the troll's trying to pose as me now.

Flattery will get you nowhere.
JA

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