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Penis Enlargement (On Topic No Ad) h.manring 09-07-2005
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Posted by on September 7, 2005, 12:30 pm
Hi sewers!

Visit my personal penis homepage:
http://www.freewebs.com/harrymanring/


Best regards,
Harry Manring


Posted by Valkyrie on September 7, 2005, 3:26 pm
Well, I didn't visit the "personal penis homepage" since I already know that
most all penises are generally considered pretty darned personal, especially
to those who personally have one. I have long ago decided that even IF this
enlargement procedure DID indeed work I would be wary of such enlargements
since I finally got a nice pants/slacks pattern to fit properly and have all
but transferred said pattern to an indestructible Kevlar type material. Just
the thought of the fiddly alterations required by us ladies enlarging our
penises makes me want to lie down with a soothing ice cold cloth which would
pretty much take care of the enlargement anyway and then alterations would
no longer be needed. I realize that there are quite a few gentlemen who are
members of this group and I can't speak for them, this is only my personal
opinion.

Your mileage may vary,
Val


> Hi sewers!
>
> Visit my personal penis homepage:
> http://www.freewebs.com/harrymanring/
>
>
> Best regards,
> Harry Manring
>




Posted by Marlys in Indiana on September 7, 2005, 7:07 pm
The hilarity your post brings to me is much needed in this distressing time
for me and my family since the lost of my oldest son.Thank you for the
laugh.
Your rendition is truly hilarious. Also I must agree with your observation.
Marlys in Indiana

> Well, I didn't visit the "personal penis homepage" since I already know
that
> most all penises are generally considered pretty darned personal,
especially
> to those who personally have one. I have long ago decided that even IF
this
> enlargement procedure DID indeed work I would be wary of such enlargements
> since I finally got a nice pants/slacks pattern to fit properly and have
all
> but transferred said pattern to an indestructible Kevlar type material.
Just
> the thought of the fiddly alterations required by us ladies enlarging our
> penises makes me want to lie down with a soothing ice cold cloth which
would
> pretty much take care of the enlargement anyway and then alterations would
> no longer be needed. I realize that there are quite a few gentlemen who
are
> members of this group and I can't speak for them, this is only my personal
> opinion.
>
> Your mileage may vary,
> Val
>
>
> > Hi sewers!
> >
> > Visit my personal penis homepage:
> > http://www.freewebs.com/harrymanring/
> >
> >
> > Best regards,
> > Harry Manring
> >
>
>
>



Posted by Kate Dicey on September 7, 2005, 8:04 pm
Valkyrie wrote:

> Well, I didn't visit the "personal penis homepage" since I already know that
> most all penises are generally considered pretty darned personal, especially
> to those who personally have one. I have long ago decided that even IF this
> enlargement procedure DID indeed work I would be wary of such enlargements
> since I finally got a nice pants/slacks pattern to fit properly and have all
> but transferred said pattern to an indestructible Kevlar type material. Just
> the thought of the fiddly alterations required by us ladies enlarging our
> penises makes me want to lie down with a soothing ice cold cloth which would
> pretty much take care of the enlargement anyway and then alterations would
> no longer be needed. I realize that there are quite a few gentlemen who are
> members of this group and I can't speak for them, this is only my personal
> opinion.

I always wonder what I would do with an enlarged penis... Cart it round
in a wheel barrow? And does one prop it up by the front door and
decorate it with fairy lights at Christmas? Seems appropriate, somehow...

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

Posted by romanyroamer on September 7, 2005, 9:11 pm
When I was in New Zealand they made possum fur "Willy Warmers" maybe if he
had one of these in the begining he wouldn't have shrunk and needed to then
be enlarged!!.Amelia in Australia
> Valkyrie wrote:
>
> > Well, I didn't visit the "personal penis homepage" since I already know
that
> > most all penises are generally considered pretty darned personal,
especially
> > to those who personally have one. I have long ago decided that even IF
this
> > enlargement procedure DID indeed work I would be wary of such
enlargements
> > since I finally got a nice pants/slacks pattern to fit properly and have
all
> > but transferred said pattern to an indestructible Kevlar type material.
Just
> > the thought of the fiddly alterations required by us ladies enlarging
our
> > penises makes me want to lie down with a soothing ice cold cloth which
would
> > pretty much take care of the enlargement anyway and then alterations
would
> > no longer be needed. I realize that there are quite a few gentlemen who
are
> > members of this group and I can't speak for them, this is only my
personal
> > opinion.
>
> I always wonder what I would do with an enlarged penis... Cart it round
> in a wheel barrow? And does one prop it up by the front door and
> decorate it with fairy lights at Christmas? Seems appropriate, somehow...
>
> --
> Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
> Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
> http://www.katedicey.co.uk
> Click on Kate's Pages and explore!



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