Re:Enlargement (On Topic No Ad)

Posted by Valkyrie on September 7, 2005, 3:26 pm

Well, I didn't visit the "personal penis homepage" since I already know that
most all penises are generally considered pretty darned personal, especially
to those who personally have one. I have long ago decided that even IF this
enlargement procedure DID indeed work I would be wary of such enlargements
since I finally got a nice pants/slacks pattern to fit properly and have all
but transferred said pattern to an indestructible Kevlar type material. Just
the thought of the fiddly alterations required by us ladies enlarging our
penises makes me want to lie down with a soothing ice cold cloth which would
pretty much take care of the enlargement anyway and then alterations would
no longer be needed. I realize that there are quite a few gentlemen who are
members of this group and I can't speak for them, this is only my personal
opinion.

Your mileage may vary,
Val

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Posted by Marlys in Indiana on September 7, 2005, 7:07 pm

The hilarity your post brings to me is much needed in this distressing time
for me and my family since the lost of my oldest son.Thank you for the
laugh.
Your rendition is truly hilarious. Also I must agree with your observation.
Marlys in Indiana

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Posted by Kate Dicey on September 7, 2005, 8:04 pm

Valkyrie wrote:

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I always wonder what I would do with an enlarged penis... Cart it round
in a wheel barrow? And does one prop it up by the front door and
decorate it with fairy lights at Christmas? Seems appropriate, somehow...

--
Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
Click on Kate's Pages and explore!

Posted by romanyroamer on September 7, 2005, 9:11 pm

When I was in New Zealand they made possum fur "Willy Warmers" maybe if he
had one of these in the begining he wouldn't have shrunk and needed to then
be enlarged!!.Amelia in Australia
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Posted by Larry Green on September 7, 2005, 11:00 pm

On 9/7/05 9:11 PM, romanyroamer wrote:

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Way back in the dim and distant past when I was 17 or so and riding a
motorcycle year round in the UK I got my dear Mum to crochet a 'Willy
Warmer' for me (as a joke). This 'Warmer' also had a couple of 'pockets'
for obvious reasons! My then girlfriend of the time insisted I model it
for her and I can only say that having struggled to get into the damn
thing there was absolutely no room for any 'enlargement' whatsoever and
I dread to think what the appendage would have looked like if any
'enlargement' took place. Imagine, if you will, trying to inflate a
balloon inside a mesh bag barely bigger than the deflated balloon itself
[1]. Got that mental image going? Good, now go clean up the spray on
your monitor/keyboard before it creates a short!

--
Larry Green

[1] For those who cannot get the picture think of a corn cob with over
large kernels ;-).

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