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Posted by BEI Design on August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
Juno B wrote:
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> Come on Beverly, It's just an expensive hunk of wood.
> What's a little droll among friends. Gee Emily, are you
> going to let a little scratch bother you. It gives things
> that lived in look, and believe me my floors are well
> lived in.lol Joanne, you can droll on my floors anytime.
> Juno
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Juno, that is so droll! ;->
--
Beverly
http://ickes.us/default.aspx
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Posted by Juno B on August 6, 2009, 1:50 pm
BEI Design wrote:
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> Juno B wrote:
>> Pogonip wrote:
>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
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>> Come on Beverly, It's just an expensive hunk of wood.
>> What's a little droll among friends. Gee Emily, are you
>> going to let a little scratch bother you. It gives things
>> that lived in look, and believe me my floors are well
>> lived in.lol Joanne, you can droll on my floors anytime.
>> Juno
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so I can't spell!!!
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Posted by BEI Design on August 6, 2009, 4:32 pm
Juno B wrote:
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> BEI Design wrote:
> > Juno B wrote:
> > > Pogonip wrote:
> > > > BEI Design wrote:
> > > > > Pogonip wrote:
> > > > > > BEI Design wrote:
> > > Come on Beverly, It's just an expensive hunk of wood.
> > > What's a little droll among friends. Gee Emily, are
> > > you going to let a little scratch bother you. It
> > > gives things that lived in look, and believe me my
> > > floors are well lived in.lol Joanne, you can droll on
> > > my floors anytime. Juno
> so I can't spell!!!
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Shure you cane. "Droll" is a reel werd. ;->
You have probably seen this:
The Spell-Checker Poem
More than an exercise in homophonous humor, "Candidate for a
Pullet Surprise" endures as a cautionary tale for all those
who place too much trust in spell checkers.
Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.
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Beverly
http://ickes.us/default.aspx
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Posted by Juno B on August 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
BEI Design wrote:
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> Juno B wrote:
>> BEI Design wrote:
>>> Juno B wrote:
>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>>>> Pogonip wrote:
>>>>>>> BEI Design wrote:
>>>> Come on Beverly, It's just an expensive hunk of wood.
>>>> What's a little droll among friends. Gee Emily, are
>>>> you going to let a little scratch bother you. It
>>>> gives things that lived in look, and believe me my
>>>> floors are well lived in.lol Joanne, you can droll on
>>>> my floors anytime. Juno
>> so I can't spell!!!
>
>
> You have probably seen this:
> The Spell-Checker Poem
> More than an exercise in homophonous humor, "Candidate for a
> Pullet Surprise" endures as a cautionary tale for all those
> who place too much trust in spell checkers.
>
> Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
> by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar
>
> I have a spelling checker,
> It came with my PC.
> It plane lee marks four my revue
> Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
>
> Eye ran this poem threw it,
> Your sure reel glad two no.
> Its vary polished in it's weigh.
> My checker tolled me sew.
>
> A checker is a bless sing,
> It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
> It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
> And aides me when eye rime.
>
> Each frays come posed up on my screen
> Eye trussed too bee a joule.
> The checker pours o'er every word
> To cheque sum spelling rule.
>
> Bee fore a veiling checker's
> Hour spelling mite decline,
> And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
> We wood bee maid too wine.
>
> Butt now bee cause my spelling
> Is checked with such grate flare,
> Their are know fault's with in my cite,
> Of nun eye am a wear.
>
> Now spelling does knot phase me,
> It does knot bring a tier.
> My pay purrs awl due glad den
> With wrapped word's fare as hear.
>
> To rite with care is quite a feet
> Of witch won should bee proud,
> And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
> Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
>
> Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
> Such soft wear four pea seas,
> And why eye brake in two averse
> Buy righting want too pleas.
>
But not the one I wanted
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Posted by Pogonip on August 6, 2009, 4:10 pm
Juno B wrote:
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>>>> Great! Now I'm torn between going to Juno's to eat
>>>> garlicky Greek food (and pass on the parsley) and going
>>>> to Beverly's to drool on the new hardwood floor. I think
>>>> the food is calling to me a leeetle bit louder....... Love Greek
>>>> food! Kalamata olives?
>>> Please do go to Juno's, anyone (and that included my beloved dog)
>>> drooling on these floors in the near future will have his/her butt
>>> kicked from her to Reno. I know eventually they will become just
>>> part of the scenery, and I'll get over the oooohhhh aaaahhhhh stage,
>>> but that will take a while. ;-)
>> But your floors are sealed, aren't they? Mine aren't. They didn't do
>> that in 1927, and we've never had the money and the opportunity at the
>> same time. The thought of moving all the furniture out so the floors
>> could be sealed would send me to bed for a week. So if I, or the poor
>> innocent puppy, should drool a little, a paper towel will take care of
>> it! I thought we were friends, Beverly. What's a little drool
>
> Come on Beverly, It's just an expensive hunk of wood. What's a little
> droll among friends. Gee Emily, are you going to let a little scratch
> bother you. It gives things that lived in look, and believe me my floors
> are well lived in.lol
> Joanne, you can droll on my floors anytime.
> Juno
Thank you, Juno. Guess I'm finding out who my *real* friends are.
*snifff* ;-)
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Joanne
stitches @ singerlady.reno.nv.us.earth.milky-way.com
http://members.tripod.com/~bernardschopen/
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