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Posted by Kate XXXXXX on June 15, 2009, 4:13 pm
BEI Design wrote:
> Kate XXXXXX wrote:
>> First take that rusting hulk of an industrial sewing
>> machine someone dumped in your garage 'because you LOVE
>> all those old machines' out and hoist it onto the shed
>> roof, down beside the vegetable garden... When the troll
>> wanders past, push the machine over the roof onto it. You
>> MAY be lucky and score a direct hit, but chances are
>> you'll trap it by one foot. If this is so, whack it with
>> the garden spade until it stops hollering. Drag it off
>> behind the compost heap.
>> Go dig up some new potatoes and pick lettuces and spring
>> onions, radishes and capsicums, and tomatoes.
>>
>> Construct a huge and delicious green salad, new potato
>> salad,
>
> <best innocent look> What dressing do you serve? </look>
Home made mayo made with extra virgin Kalamata olive oil and garlic.
French vinegrette style dressing made with home made red wine vinegar
and whole grain mustard and honey
Light creamy dressing made with 0% fat Greek yoghurt, a little Tobasco
(the green kind), a little minced garlic, and some fresh herbs, lemon
juice, and a little honey to take the edge off it...
Oddly, we never find vampires in the salad...
Or trolls.
>
>> and serve with BBQ'd sausages and chops. Follow
>> with fresh strawberries warm from the garden and whipped
>> cream...
>> Once the troll has stopped moaning, break it up and use
>> the lumps for a new rockery or water feature.
>
> Eeewww. Trolls are really only good for slug bait. ;-)
But they turn to stone when they hit full sunlight, and make great
rockeries!
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Kate XXXXXX R.C.T.Q Madame Chef des Trolls
Lady Catherine, Wardrobe Mistress of the Chocolate Buttons
http://www.katedicey.co.uk
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