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Uggggly wedding dresses! Veloise 04-22-2006
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Posted by Veloise on April 22, 2006, 10:39 pm
Etiquette Hell has a message board! My life is a shambles! THis post is
new and it's from Cyndi.

[Warning: put down the coffee/leaky iron before opening any of the
links.}

Enjoy!

--Karen D.

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So...who out there saw a dress of any kind(wedding gown, bridesmaid
dress, MOB dress or flower girl dress) that just made your jaw drop in
horror?

Here's my picks of the most hideous I've seen so far:

***Ugly wedding dresses***

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/birnbaumbullock/knbirnf06talus.jpg

Makes the model look twenty pounds heavier. Very unflattering cut.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/miacallaway/knmiacs06laurs.jpg
Who wants THAT on their butt?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/miacallaway/knmiacs06gracs.jpg
Asymmetrical lace nightmare!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/julesblykleinfeld/knkleds06luces.jpg
WTF kind of bride bares her midsection at her wedding?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/kleinfeld/knsions060037s.jpg
Another ugly cut.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/henryroth/knhrohf059024s.jpg
I can see this emphasizing the torso, but the skirt doesn't match the
rest of the gown.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/bellissima/knbells06triss.jpg
This bride looks like she's her own cake.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/bellissima/knbells06zitas.jpg
The skirt looks like it was in a suitcase for weeks and wasn't ironed
before the bride put it on.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos065155s.jpg
And what is the point of that fabric at the hip? It looks like
something tore rather than a decoration.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos065157s.jpg
Same as above, only worse.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos065118s.jpg
Another crinkly gown.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos065124s.jpg
The bride will get mistaken for a bridesmaid in this.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos064156s.jpg
That'd make any bride's ears itch!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/domoadami/kndomos063004s.jpg
Who wants a gown that makes their butt look huge?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/Essense/knessas06d560s.jpg
Unattractive skirt folds.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/eugenia/kneuges063100s.jpg
Incomplete or falling apart?

***Ugly bridesmaid dresses***

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m601s.jpg
Is that a dress or a towel?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m631s.jpg
Which boob will pop out first?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m640s.jpg
The sleeves look like a cake decoration.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m626s.jpg
And straps that tie in the shoulders should stop when you grow beyond
three years old. And that skirt? Ew. Too much going on.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m607s.jpg
Um.....that skirt looks a lot like female genitalia.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/landa/knldbms06m958s.jpg
Dorky skirt.


Posted by Maureen Smith on April 22, 2006, 10:47 pm
One of the best parties I ever went to (back in the day, you understand) was
an excuse to wear the ugliest bridesmaid dress you had in your closet - and
trash it, as you could never wear it anywhere else.

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> So...who out there saw a dress of any kind(wedding gown, bridesmaid
> dress, MOB dress or flower girl dress) that just made your jaw drop in
> horror?
>
>
> ***Ugly bridesmaid dresses***
>
>



Posted by Veloise on April 23, 2006, 12:13 am
But wait, there's more!!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/simplesilhouettes/knssils06025ss.jpg
The 80s are over, get shoes that match the d@mn dress!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/GroupUSA_CamilleLavie/knusbms061298s.jpg
That looks like tiedye, and it's ugly.

***Mother of the bride dresses***

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/barriepace/knbarrs069309s.jpg
That is not a flattering skirt.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pcmarymothers/knpcbms06aedjs.jpg
Nice pantsuit, ugly fabric.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/GroupUSA_MOB/knusmos061112s.jpg
The skirt is a fabric disaster.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/moncherievenings/knmones066825s.jpg
Can you see the mother of a bride wearing this?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/moncherievenings/knmones066819s.jpg
Or this?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/moncherievenings/knmones066811s.jpg
That has to be hard on the breasts.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/cameronblake/kncambs066638s.jpg
Yet another ugly skirt.

***Ugly flower girl dresses***

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/jordanflowergirls/knjofgf06l701s.jpg
That dress is wearing the poor girl!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/usangels/knusans06f304s.jpg
What's with the skirts that look like parachutes?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/usangels/knusans06f701s.jpg
Flower girls are not miniature brides!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/usangels/knusans06f909s.jpg
Those will make embarrassing photos in the future.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pcmarycupid/knpccfs06ffbgs.jpg
This picture makes me so uncomfortable because it reminds me of that
little Ramsey girl that got murdered. Way too much makeup and the dress
is too adult for such a young child.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pcmarycupid/knpccfs06ffbhs.jpg
Same as above.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/theperfectpear/knperfs065345s.jpg
Ugly shoulders and sleeves.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/shelleygeorge/knshels060081s.jpg
Her entire form looks chopped up and disproportionately short.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pinkprincess/knpinks06laurs.jpg
Minnie Mouse, anyone?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pinkprincess/knpinks06elles.jpg
There IS such a thing as too much lace for a little girl!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/pegeen/knpegef050394s.jpg
Butt bows stop looking cute after age three.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/johannagrace/knjohaf05chats.jpg
Flower girl dress or 20s-30s swimsuit?

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/johannagrace/knjohaf05lucis.jpg
TACKY COLORS!

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/johannagrace/knjohaf05quees.jpg
I hope this is for a Christmastime wedding.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/Atianas/knaprof051972s.jpg
Pretty, but maybe this should be on an older child.

http://a1000.g.akamaitech.net/f/1000/806/12h/images.theknot.com/GownDesigners/sweetiepie/knswees060230s.jpg
Just a mess.


Posted by small change on April 23, 2006, 12:34 am
Veloise wrote:
> But wait, there's more!!

is there a direct link to the page so it could read with the photos inline?


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Posted by Sally on April 23, 2006, 2:48 am

> But wait, there's more!!

<delete catty reviews>

Perhaps you could provide a link to some of *your* original works (of course
they must all be beautiful and well made), and allow the experts here to
critique *them/you*?

Gads, what gall!



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