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Posted by YarnWright on May 27, 2008, 8:31 pm
Not Likely spun a FINE 'yarn':
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>I'm just nicely picking myself up off the floor from hysterical laughter and I
thought
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>I'd pop in briefly and share my goof-up with everyone, because I figure
everyone needs
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>a good laugh, even if at my expense. LOL
>First I have to set this up so you'll know why I was trying to do it a
different way
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>(explained further in a moment)...
>Last night Matthew and I were in silly moods, and I walked by him at the
computer and
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>did something to which he spun around in his chair to retaliate. When he did
this the
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>arm of the chair hit the shelf that holds the keyboard and the whole thing went
>crashing to the floor. I stood on the other side of the room watching in
silence as
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>Matthew picked it all up (discovering that he had to make repairs to the sliding
>keyboard shelf before putting it back on), then when he turned to look at me
sheepishly
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>I just grinned and then we both burst out laughing. He went to the workshop
and put
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>the metal piece back on the side of the sliding shelf that helps it to slide on
the
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>runners... then came in and put it back together again. He said he would have
to
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>tighten the side boards up better on the weekend, because the arm of the chair
had
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>knocked one of them out a bit further than it should be and the whole sliding
keyboard
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>shelf is still loose. Okay, no problem, we just have to be careful not to lean
on it
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>too much.
>So getting on to today... Matthew had to stay home today because he was sicker
than a
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>dog all night last night and all day today too for that matter. We think it
might be
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>the relish he used on his hotdogs for supper last night. I had hotdogs too
(and my
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>stomach hasn't calmed down since the weekend, but mine is something I have to
live with
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>from time to time, not from something I eat), but I don't like that particular
type of
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>relish so I used a different kind and I was fine... aside from the normal
problems.
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>The same thing had happened the other night when he had hamburgers for supper
(I was
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>very sick and not eating for three days straight), but he thought it might have
been
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>something else that night. The only thing both meals had in common was the
relish he
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>used, so I figure that has to be it.
>Anyway, that isn't why I was falling on the floor laughing or what I thought
you would
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>all find amusing too.... Because Matthew was home sick all day, I have been
on the
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>computer the entire day while he is laying on the sofa watching TV when he isn't
>sleeping. While I was playing a game that only required that I click on the
mouse,
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>which I was doing lightly so as not to put too much pressure on the sliding
keyboard
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>shelf, the stupid thing dropped slightly... twice. The second time made me a
bit
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>nervous that the whole thing was going to fall apart like last night, so I
moved the
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>keyboard to the actual desk with the mouse sitting beside it. Not able to move
the
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>mouse very well due to it coming up through the front part then turned backward
to sit
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>on the front of the actual desk... I was typing the letters in instead of using
the
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>mouse for the game. It was working, but it wasn't as enjoyable a game that
way... so I
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>finally stopped playing and instead brought up a notepad that I had been typing
things
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>in earlier in the day, and just typed away using the arrow keys to move where I
needed
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>to be instead of clicking with the mouse. Then I decided that I wanted to
highlight
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>something to then cut and paste it elsewhere in the paragraph... but for the
life of me
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>I couldn't remember the way to do it without having to wrestle with the mouse
that was
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>still sitting backward on the desk (simple "shift and the arrow keys", but
couldn't
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>think of it at the time). I thought I remembered it as "alt control c.. then
one of the
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>arrow keys" ("control c" copies what you just highlighted... duh). Suddenly
I found
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>myself seeing the desktop items (picture and all)... sideways!!!
>Thankfully by this point Matthew had been resting most of the day and was
feeling well
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>enough to come look at what I had done... because I couldn't figure out how the
heck to
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>fix it. He walked into the room, stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me
with such
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>disbelief. Asked what I had done and I told him "alt control c" but forgot the
arrow
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>button this time... it did nothing at all. I finally remembered that I had also
>clicked one of the arrows, and it was back to normal in no time. He also fixed
the
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>sliding keyboard shelf again too. He shook his head and said "Only YOU would
end up
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>turning the entire desktop sideways!!" then walked off into the livingroom
again. I
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>sat here working more on the notepad (this time using the mouse to highlight,
cut and
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>paste elsewhere), then it suddenly hit me funny again... I realized that even
though I
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>have been using a computer now for about 10 - 11 years, I just looked like a
complete
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>newbie who asks "Hey, where did my cup holder go?". ROTFLMAO
>Okay, there's your laugh for the day. I'm off now (I heard that Noreen! LOL),
not sure
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>when I'll be back.
>Take care and have fun!
>*hugs*
>Gemini - blonde and proud of it! LOL
Not Likely. . .
Gem,, thanks for the aching belly kind of laughter!
Stop in again soon, dear heart!
Hugs,
Noreen
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