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Too funny! Mystified One 07-31-2006
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Posted by Mystified One on July 31, 2006, 2:52 am
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATThallowig.html

I just can't see wearing one, but what a hoot!



Posted by hesira on July 31, 2006, 8:40 am
That is funny!

Hesira

Mystified One wrote:
> http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATThallowig.html
>
> I just can't see wearing one, but what a hoot!


Posted by on July 31, 2006, 12:46 pm
No!!!! That is almost the right shape for a back country hat!

You just never tried putting a *cold* nylon parka hood on a bald head! The
long back protects the neck and keeps warm air from escaping out of your
parka.

The hot color helps keep you warm, or at least helps you find it in the
cold, gray dawn.

The only thing is that they need strings to tie under the chin so they do
not fall off when you are skiing. And, it needs a little bill across the
brow. I'm still working on how to knit a good bill. The bill needs to be
soft enough to roll up and put in your pocket, but stiff enough to keep the
snow out of your eyes.

Aaron


> http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEfall04/PATThallowig.html
>
> I just can't see wearing one, but what a hoot!
>
>



Posted by YarnWright on July 31, 2006, 1:23 pm
On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:46:34 GMT, agres@sbcglobal.net spun a fine yarn

> No!!!! That is almost the right shape for a back country hat!
>
> You just never tried putting a *cold* nylon parka hood on a bald head! The
> long back protects the neck and keeps warm air from escaping out of your
> parka.
>
> The hot color helps keep you warm, or at least helps you find it in the
> cold, gray dawn.
>
> The only thing is that they need strings to tie under the chin so they do
> not fall off when you are skiing. And, it needs a little bill across the
> brow. I'm still working on how to knit a good bill. The bill needs to be
> soft enough to roll up and put in your pocket, but stiff enough to keep the
> snow out of your eyes.
>
> Aaron
>
S K I I N G is a cuss/swear word to THIS particular transplanted
northerner/midwesterner, LOL!
The only WHITE Christmas's I want are white sandy beaches!
Noreen


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Posted by on July 31, 2006, 2:02 pm
Someday you will be sitting at Christmas dinner and some 20's something cute
guy (a grand nephew?) will be bragging about how he crashed and froze as he
was skiing (or boarding) the direct route down "Vertical Death." And, you
will know how to knit him a hat to keep his poor balding head warm the next
time. Thereby, avoiding hearing a worse story next year, because he has
gotten balder! If you knit it in a bright enough color, Warren Miller may
take notice, and put it in his annual movie of wild snow sports!

Aaron

> On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:46:34 GMT, agres@sbcglobal.net spun a fine yarn
>
> > No!!!! That is almost the right shape for a back country hat!
> >
> > You just never tried putting a *cold* nylon parka hood on a bald head!
The
> > long back protects the neck and keeps warm air from escaping out of your
> > parka.
> >
> > The hot color helps keep you warm, or at least helps you find it in the
> > cold, gray dawn.
> >
> > The only thing is that they need strings to tie under the chin so they
do
> > not fall off when you are skiing. And, it needs a little bill across
the
> > brow. I'm still working on how to knit a good bill. The bill needs to
be
> > soft enough to roll up and put in your pocket, but stiff enough to keep
the
> > snow out of your eyes.
> >
> > Aaron
> >
> S K I I N G is a cuss/swear word to THIS particular transplanted
> northerner/midwesterner, LOL!
> The only WHITE Christmas's I want are white sandy beaches!
> Noreen
>
>
> --
> I am not young enough to know everything.
> http://www.lulu.com/content/292418
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> ---
> avast! AV: Outbound message clean.
> Virus Database (VPS): 0631-0, 07/31/2006
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> avast! - (c) 1988-2006
> http://www.avast.com
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>
>



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